rejection from katie's kitty

Dear crazy owner,
You do not love me. You did not even come home that day to pet me like you said you would!! I think you are nothing less then a psycho and you need to know how to handle your anger. When that day comes, maybe I'll read your pity love letter to me. Tonight I intend on meowing very loud and scratching at your door when your asleep, not because I want your attention, only to wake you up. That's right. FEED MEEE!
Without love,
Your Cat

My Love

Dear Ladybird Foxy Johnson,
Without you, I would be so lost. Literally. You are the best, most beautiful car there ever was. You're always there to get me everywhere I need. I'm so sorry for not treating you the best with all my running over curbs and always waiting until you have no gas and uhh other stuff but I really love you!! I promise you will always be my baby and my love will burn for you no matter what. I think I'll take you to the car wash today actually because you're just so great! I love all of your quirks like how the cd player doesn't work when I turn you on and how sometimes your lights spazz out. You are beautiful. I love you!